It's pretty hard to call these facts when they're so non-commital

"CB" (jrcb) 10/15/2019 at 12:58 • Filed to: But will people try to sell him one while he sits here?

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Getting tires changed and an oil change done. You could AMA, but no one does anything like that anymore.

Also, the showroom here is lame. Ecosports? Plural? Jeez

.hahahaha you want how much for an Ecosport SE?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:03

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Winter tires MAY make you a smokin hot sex machine.

TysMagic > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:05

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but have you driven the ecosport?!

because it’s still lame 

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/15/2019 at 13:05

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One second, adding that to my Tinder profile.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:06

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It’s pretty hard to call these facts when they’re so non-commital

You know that if they were commital, someone would buy the tires , measure their stopping distance, and then sue for false advertising, because that’s how we do in Ameri .. ..

Oh, wait, you’re in Canada. I’m just going to asume Ford is trying to be polite so as not to be misleading.

CB > TysMagic 10/15/2019 at 13:07

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I'm an expert on lame, I drive a Fiesta.

CalzoneGolem > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:10

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Y ou gonna eat that or ang e?

CB > CalzoneGolem 10/15/2019 at 13:13

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I'm considering it!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:13

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Winter tires may not cure ED. Please call a tire shop if your tires stay over inflated for over four hours. 

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:14

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I see they hired the lawyers from The Grand Tour’s Tesla review when writing that card.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:14

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You could word anything like that. 

FACT # 6: Boogers MAY taste good in the summer

But the point remains that if you write FACT it’s more likely for people to swallow regardless of what it says. Honesty is one of the least effective ways to convince someone of anything. 

CalzoneGolem > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:14

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I bet peeling it will make the wait ing area smell better.

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/15/2019 at 13:15

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I think I'd call if they held air for under four hours, personally.

CB > CalzoneGolem 10/15/2019 at 13:16

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I could also have a banana.

CalzoneGolem > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:18

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Dag! This place is schmancy!

CB > CalzoneGolem 10/15/2019 at 13:19

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The other dealer at least had a Ranger and an Edge ST.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/15/2019 at 13:21

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Call 911 if you experience any of the below symptoms:

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:22

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Also Re: Ecosport pricing.

I can’t beleive the balls ford has on some of their pricing.

You can still find Fiesta SE’s for sale that are FULL PRICE.  Like... Kia will sell you a rio for $9K less with more features.

CalzoneGolem > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:23

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Yeah but what kind of fresh fruits were laid out?

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 10/15/2019 at 13:29

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Um you can’t just eat the Royal House of the Netherlands

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 10/15/2019 at 13:36

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First of all  you’re not the boss of me

Secondly: long pig is delicious.

C: I do what I wan t

Chariotoflove > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:45

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I could ask how bored you are, but I think you’ve already answered that.

CB > Chariotoflove 10/15/2019 at 13:47

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I’m close enough to a big town and bored enough to be swiping on Tinder constantly.

I've accepted that dying alone isn't the worst.

Chariotoflove > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:49

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Go back to swi ping on CL. More likely to find happiness there.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:55

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Just sitting where you are may prevent imminent death.

ranwhenparked > CB 10/15/2019 at 13:59

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This is like those studies the local news loves to fal over - “a new study suggests that “ x” might increase the risk of some cancers in certain individuals who do “y” .

What am I expected to do with this information?

CB > ranwhenparked 10/15/2019 at 14:01

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You're expected to maybe do something.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > CB 10/15/2019 at 14:01

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There were a lot of “wills” in that sign but someone like me crossed them out. Not me, of course, because I would have left the “wills” — that’s what asterisks are for!*

*We have no scientific proof of any of the above-stated facts. These facts could be correct, they could be incorrect. We really don’t know. But they sound right. And we bet other people have data supporting them. And you know you should be using winter tires. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 10/15/2019 at 14:08

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LOL

Nick Has an Exocet > CB 10/15/2019 at 16:01

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This reminds me of Urquhart Castle in Scotland. “This may have been the home of...” and “Where your standing may have been a kitchen.”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB 10/15/2019 at 16:50

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FACT: I like maybe might clean my garage when I get home. Prossibly. 

TysMagic > CB 10/16/2019 at 08:49

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if you like lame, then you’ll enjoy my insta (if you don’t already)

https://www.instagram.com/boring.cars/